Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...