The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...