Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Interpreting Coporate Titles…
The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...