Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.