Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets…
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...