If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
Female Homones in beer?
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory,...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...