Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Marriage Secrets…
Secret tips for making a marriage last…My wife and I have the secrets to...