A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?