Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...