Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...