Golf Joke
Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....