Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
Going Down French Style!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!