7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...