Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...