One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...