housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Pope
There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.