Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...