10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
Dog jokes 07
|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...