What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...