Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...