You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
One-liners for kids.
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Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...