My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe...
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.