A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...