Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
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Microsoft trademarks TM
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The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...