The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...