At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!