A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...