Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!