Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...