What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...