Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Illiterate?
Illiterate? No problem!Write for free advice.
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Medical Terms – Ebonics Style!
Benign…………….What you be after you be eight.Artery…………….The study of paintings.Bacteria…………..Back door to cafeteria.Barium…………….What doctors...