Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.