Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.