Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.