Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...