He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
The new merger name game!
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to...