Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...