yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...