Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...