Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
The Basic Laws of Work
Business Rules to Live ByIf you can’t get your work done in the first...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
A worldwide survey has been carried out with…
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....