10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
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Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
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What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
Arriving in Heaven
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The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...