Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!