Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN “Members of Congress…People...
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...