My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...