M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!