The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Go give us a donation
|Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...