Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Top ten reasons why it’s good to be Italian.
In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur. No need to worry...
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...