Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Check your Dirty IQ!
Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...