K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...