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A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
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About last night
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There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...