What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
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The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
A new Priest.
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How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
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Unengaged Brain
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Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Condoms For Every Man
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Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.