Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...