Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?